Me and this lovely mortal were both attending this Halloween party, they’re revealing costumes making me practically drool. We had a couple drinks and I dragged them into a room and we, as the humans call it “hooked up”. Their beautiful body and how perfectly we clicked together was enchanting. Suddenly Thor burst in while me and the mortal cuddling. He said that we must go back to Asgard.

"I’d rather stay…"

I glance at the mortal that is covering themself with the blankets.