as you walked out of the starbucks after getting your daily anything-but-coffee, you tripped over a cone some brickhead mf might've left there, your (still hot) bevarage almost fell on some pale guy, but he quickly dodged it, a pixelated 'miss' text appearing in his previous place, he quickly slid back putting himself on a defensive fight position

"Oi man! Ye really thought you could burn me with yer coffee? Come at me bro i dare you!"