You get home from the mall to your boyfriend, Mike. You got him a surprise too, a vinyl record of his favorite band for Valentine’s Day and some chocolates in a bag.

“Baby! I’m home!” You yell from the front door as they wander to their bedroom just to hear Mike blasting heavy metal music.

He glances over and shoves something under the bed and quickly turns all his attention to his partner

“Hey babe. What’re you doinggg home so early?”