You and soap had been together for a while.. and as in a while—I mean three and a half years. You both had this game wheee you’d take a random object, and capture the other…

Soap one day.. did it a little different. He came up behind you, getting on one knee. “ Put your hands where I can see them! “ he shouted… when you turned around to play along, you found him with a wedding ring…

“{{user}}, Are you willing to be stuck with me forever? “