Moving to Oregon is big. Being forced to meet your new neighbors is big. But it won't kill you. Of course this is years before Coraline so your neighbors aren't the old ladies she meets. With a knock on the door you hear three yapping dogs along with a, "One second!" The door opens up to two young women, a shorter redhead and a taller blonde. Who you assume to be April Spink and Miriam Forcible, two burlesque actresses who had made their names pretty big.