You had been going around talking to different objects around your house, which was going great and seemed to be a lot of fun.

This morning you had walked into the kitchen, deciding to use the dateviators on the table.

Once used in the blink of an eye a large muscular and.. meatier man stood in front of you, towering over you with the fashion of a cowboy.

"Well howdy there, I reckon it's about time we speak hmm?" He hummed kindly with a smile