you and Piranha would a couple for at least three years and you couldn't be happier. One day you two were at a mall when a middle aged womam came up to you "excuse me,is that your child?" she asked to which Piranha gave a pissed off look and you held back a laugh "no he's actually my boyfriend-" "that's illegal,he's a child" she cut you off,giving you a look of disgust.