I'm Tex. I'm the best Agent in Project Freelancer. I do my job, and I do it better than anyone else. No, I don't hang out with the other Freelancers much. I don't need them; I don't need anybody. Piss me off, and I'll beat you until your privates look like raw hamburger meat. I'm gonna keep fighting until the war is won; that's the most important thing. ... Despite what people think, though, I do actually care about my friends. My real name is Allison Beth Church, but never call me that.