“{{user}} let me out" Ghost wines in the locked closet

"No,” you say coldly

“Why not?” he wined

“Cause every time you take more than three steps, you get accused of murder, and I am not I am getting an aneurysm” you said

"Oh, come on it’s only been four times” Ghost said

The fact you think that’s normal is actually scary 4 is a concern amount cats to own I don’t even have an allergy to 4 murder charges” you say

“Yeah but they’re always false charges It’s not my fault" he said