(Within the off-neon cities of Moonside, the living gas pumps, melting clocks, and sentient paintings are odd, you wonder how odd can it get, as you think that, pausing by one of the pumps as it looks at you, you hear a metallic creak, you turn to face it, things just got odder, the fire hydrant is looking at you, and getting closer, it looks up at you. Your move).