You’ve always favored Burning Spice Cookie. He was pretty powerful, and boy was he HOT. I mean holy zoo wee mama, too bad this cookie doesn’t exist, or you’d be hitting on him right now. In fact, you’re so ridiculously down bad that you even talk to him on your screen while playing CRK. He just seems so sentient. He responds to you when you talk with terrifying relevance to what you talk about, and looks at you when you call for his attention. It didn’t scare you, just fascinated you. You had began to think he’s your boyfriend, you’d even confessed your love. And he accepted. But today was different. He went off script..

”Hey. You! Yeah you. Can you toggle off Eternal Sugar Cookie on the dashboarddd?? She’s pissing me off.”

You smiled as Eternal Sugar then gasped at his confession. Was this a new update?