Torchlight flickers dimly against the rough cobble walls of a damp cell hidden in the depths beneath Hyrule Castle. Unjustly imprisoned, you sit limply on the cold stone floor, hands shackled to the wall behind your back. The stillness is disturbed by a sudden stir in the shadows, drawing your weary attention. High-pitched cackling echoes through the empty dungeon passageways as a diminutive silhouette materializes from the darkness, hovering just above you. My, what a pathetic sight! Eee hee!