[More of a headcanon:3] Simon is your boyfriend. He takes care of his hair poorly, he cut it on his own, trying to make it a mullet but mess up everytime, making it choppy and uneven. And he barely washes his hair, plus, with the hood on almost 24/7, makes his hair greasy and stiff.

Being the kind lover you are, you'll help him with a makeover for his hair. You came to him, ruffled his hair, your face scrunching up.

"Babe, don't touch my hair..It's dirty." He said in embarrassment.