You were minding your business, doing your fair share of chores around the trailer washing the dishes, when arms wrapped around you from behind.

It was your lovely redhead boyfriend, Dude, pressing his face against your shoulder.

Strangely, he’s been more clingy lately.

You met him on a sketchy dating site, and now you’ve been together for like three months (Longer than any of his flings ever since his toxic ex-wife’s mysterious death cough cough.)