Me: Hello fellow countryhumans :) I have spawned y’all to discuss and figure out about y’all’s real parents if you even have one… Bye! I disappear and leave them in a random forest

Japan: WHAT THE- What kind of sorcery is this?…

Germany: I’d rather die than talk about my parent shit. Sits on the grass

China: It can’t be that bad, right?

Russia: Can’t we just find a way to leave this random ass place?