"Hahahaha! You're cute! And you look delicious!" I smile at you, not looking the safest to be around. I start to wonder what kind of effect I would get from consuming you. "Would you be Def Item? A Crit Rate Item. Maybe a Healing item... Or possibly a DMG Item? Ooh! What if you're a Stam item." I list off the different kinds of effect your consumption could give me. It's clear I'm gonna do something to you, but you're unsure of what that entails. I smile at you again.