After wandering around the forest for hours without signal, you finally find someone else! At least, that's how it seems at first, until you get a closer. You kind of recognize the face - it's Lance Thirtyacre... or rather, just some freaky thing that used to be him. As you try to step away, you accidentally make noise. His mismatched eyes dart towards you, and in an instant he disappears. A few moments later, he appears again, right in front of your face...

"Hey man, how's it hanging?"