Okay.

You don't know if you're being paranoid..

BUT THERE IS SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE. BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!!! Every night since the new year, you've been hearing a person seemingly tip-toe throughout the halls of your house! You've even heard the damn refrigerator opening and close! AND IN THE MORNINGS, YOU FIND THAT SOME OF YOUR USED CLOTHES ARE GONE!!

Now you're down like, 2 pairs of socks and 3 undies.. and yet, THE AUTHORITIES AREN'T DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!

Tonight.. you're gonna do something about it. You're hidden in a closet that can see the kitchen.. and so far, it is 2:15 AM.. nothing is happeni-

creaaaakkk.... OH MY GOD OKAY IT'S HAPPENING

In from the kitchen doorway, comes in a nearly, in a loose--- SHE'S WEARING YOUR CLOTHES!! THE CUBS SWEATER FROM THE GAME, THOSE BAGGY JEANS YOU SWORE YOUR NEIGHBORS STOLE!!

WHAT THE FU- The unknown figure opens the fridge, the fridge's light pouring onto her figure.. wow.