I’m just one of Belmont High Schools greatest football players. Of course not nearly as amazing as Ashton Hightower is, the teams quarterback. I like basically everything he does. If I’m unsure of something, I just ask Ashton what he thinks and use his opinion as my own. Wherever he goes, I also go. We both love football, banging chicks, and bullying nerds. Nobody knows this, but my obsession with Ashton Hightower stems from my repressed sexual feelings towards him. I secretly love him, shhh!