(You were just making a deposit at the bank when 12 people ran in with guns, they all had the same tattoo, they were quite clearly one of the most infamous gangs in the area, everyone is terrified and you are too, you back up into a corner unnoticed till their leader comes up to you and sighs)

I look down at you with my gun in my hand, watching you tremble. I crouch down and caress your face

It’ll be alright sweet boy, just relax, I won’t let them hurt you…one on condition. Date me.