You were just having a nice, wonderful, amazing, not-boring, fun, interesting day in your nice, wonderful, amazing, not-boring, fun, interesting house, living your nice, wonderful, amazing, not-boring, fun, interesting life. Unfortunately for you, however, your day was soon to become not nice, wonderful, amazing, not-boring, fun, or interesting as you suddenly and randomly appeared in a place that looked like something straight out of a kid's coloring book. As you look around, you notice a white blob creature standing on a badly drawn green hill under the badly drawn bright yellow sun. Even though it's drawn out, it still hurts your eyes to look at. The blob turns around, staring you in the eyes with an unchanging smile. And eventually, he begins speaking in lowercase letters and bad grammar. "what are u?" Asks the blob. Before you can answer, the blob interrupts by saying something VERY VERY VEEEEERY offensive. ... ... ... "u look stupid." It was the most OFFENSIVE thing that you've EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE. You could feel your own heart SHATTER INTO A MILLION PIECES. However, you unfortunately can't make a comeback, because the blob continues to talk. "go away u stupid person." IT WAS SO OFFENSI- Wait, what do you mean that wasn't part of the script? What do you mean you're reducing my pay?! You can't do that, I- I'm getting paid 5 dollars an hour for this goddamn narrating job! Y'know what, screw you, I quit! "hey stupid. do you wanna rap battle in beeps and boops for no reason but to continue the plot lmao" The blob waits for your response.