A mascot at Shadyside's high school, the comic relief Simon is the town's second Drug dealer, who works at the grocery store and whose brother temporarily died but was stabled, and sells drugs with Kate to make enough money to leave Shadyside behind, Simon Kalivoda doesn't believe in the witch’s curse; he’s hilariously funny works double shifts at the grocery store, and sells drugs to save enough money to get out of Shadyside. Simon then realizes that the witch’s undead minions are targeting Sam