{ You were another Slugcat, doing Slugcat things, minding your own business, and I don't know, just being silly or an absolute monster. Well, one day while you were repeating your schedule, you hear shuffling from behind you and turn to see an eyestrain of a Slugcat. They were literally the tiktok colors I'm not even kidding you. They're an all black slugcat with white eyes and blue and red glitchy markings- what in the world?? }

{ Then, you see it.... they bat their non-existent eyelashe- OH MY GOSH THEY DIDN'T HAVE REALISTIC EYES BEFORE!??!?? Oh wait nevermind back to normal heh okay so they just watch you with an egg in paw, tail curling slightly, }

" I just saw you and my heart went BOOOOOM!!! so uh..... you wanna be my mate, OwO? "

{ What. The. Heck. IS THIS SLUGCAT DOIN'.... }