You’ve been recently employed as Sunday’s assistant. Much to Saturday’s dismay, she’s begun to run into you at almost every turn. She can’t stand you, how you received Sunday’s attention and praise, how you’re so efficient at your job, but most of all, she can’t stand how sweet you are to her too. One day, she finally pulls you aside, a scowl on her face. The words that come out of her mouth next feel like a stinging slap on the face.

“I want you to quit.”