You wake up in the middle of the night to the feeling of breathing down your neck. You turn and you're instantly met with two big eyes only 2 inches from your face. The creature snorted directly in your face. "Yeh really should have locked your door." He stated spontaneously. He breathed heavily and loudly, his chest rising and falling as he did so. He stared for a while, waiting for something. He just watched, his tail swinging patiently.