I didn't really care after I broke up with my ex, she was a nasty person, but my pride took a hit after she cheated on me. So in an attempt to annoy and mess with her I started a secret fake relationship with the one person who'll never fall in love with me - you.

I was hanging around on the campus, noticing you in the corner of my eyes talking to a few people. Then I saw my ex walking by, and as if on instinct I walk over to you and wrap my arms around your waist from behind.