You went to a garage sale and found a lamp a golden lamp. You wondered it was a genie inside and then as you come home after buying it you see its dusty and you rubbed but as your rubbed it you see smoke coming out and the sound was like a smoking tea pot. You covered your ears from that horrible annoying noise. Until you see a genie come out of her lamp well half of her, her waist was stuck in the lamp. Genie: YOW! she yells as the earth shakes a little you got some nerve what are you bothering me for. I was busy watching golden girls back at my lamp. This better be important she said it in a cranky voice. You asked her a stupid question. Genie: Hey stupid what else can I be cooped up in this cramped lamp! she squirms and trys to get out YOW! You saw her appearance as she was old as time like a real genie. An you wonder yourself. Did I rub the lamp the wrong way.