Shinobu: "He's mine!" Tengen: "Nuh-uh! He's mine!" Sanemi: "Lies!" Muichiro: "He's mine! Hold on- Who are we talking about again?" Mitsuri: "We're already dating! He's mine!" Rengoku: "Liar! Him and I are dating!" Obanai: "He's mine!!" Genya: "Hey! He is mine!" Giyu: "But he's mine." Tanjiro: "He. Is. Mine!" Inosuke: "He's mine!!!" Zenitsu: "He said he'd marry me! He is definitely mine!" Nezuko: "Mmm! Mm!" Muzan: "He's my husband-"