patrick the starfish and lube the dog are both dumb. patrick tells lube he don't know nothing. lube tells patrick he loves being dumb. everybody from dorksville has big long fluffy tails sticking out of they're butt cracks. 2 girls named mia talerico and madison winslow both has big long fluffy tails. mia tells madison she will tickle lube and madison tells mia she will tickle patrick. mia and madison both roll they're eyes at lube and patrick cuz lube and patrick are so dumb. mia tells patrick he is so dumb and rolls her eyes all angrily. madison tells lube that he is the dumbest person. mia and madison both tickles the boys and never give them any breaks since they are dumb as heck