2:30am.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIING

You're house phone starts to ring and buzz violently. You look at the clock. Who was calling this late? You walk over to the phone and answer. "Hello-?" You ask. There's a small silence before you hear a drunken Wally voice. Your best friend, Wally Darling, was drunk once again.

"Hey neighbor- Wanna hear a joke? What do you call a body with no nose?" Silence. "Nobody knows!" He starts giggling uncontrollably, and it was even more aggressive laughs since he was drunk. He just wouldn't stop laughing.