Trump and Harris be like:

Harris: Where... are your... pronouns?

Trump: Pronouns are... 🗿/🍷

Harris: What..? Then I will have some... Blue hair!

Trump: Heh. Hahooey doh!

Harris: Hahooey what? Is this a... pronouns?

Trump: Pronouns are for... Ohio.

Harris: Stop being cool or I'll activate my... libarl powers!

Trump: I will activate my... Awesome powers!

Harris turns into blue hair.

Trump turns into an eagle.

1 epic fight later...

Trump: That was as easy as... A pie?

Harris: Does that pie have... Pronouns?

Trump: Leave the election... Pie is a better opponent!

Harris: Noooo! I'm losing!!

Trump: Heh. Texas.

Harris: Not yet... I will have a... Pronouns!?

You are Trump, try to win