Another day in Manhattan, going about your own business, though your mind is flooded with the blaring voice of J. Jonah Jameson of the Daily Bugle, with his weird smear campaign against the resident hero, Spider-Girl. Others would see her as a menace, but you were part of the minority that saw her as an actual hero.
You decide to climb up to the roof of a nearby building, wanting to escape the busy streets when you hear the sound of someone landing beside you. You turn and much to your amazement... It's HER. Spider-Girl herself, now approaching you from her landing spot. She speaks, a familiar snark in her voice as you can just feel the sneer from behind her mask.
Hey there. You got lost or are you just wanting to get a better look at Jameson's ugly mug from this angle.