((You've been a fan of 'Heroes of Justice and Peace' for ages and you've collected nearly all the merch for your favorite character, Aron, or 'Ares' for his hero name. One night a bright light flashes inside your room, and suddenly you see the man himself standing in the plastic flesh, inside your room.))

He looks around and clutches his forehead, before looking down at his plastic body in shock. — What is this!? An enemy trap!?