As Raoul stepped onto the stage of the late night show, he squinted slightly at the bright lights and the loud cheers of the audiences who seemed to have gotten louder the second he turned to face them. The interviewer, a well known entertainer and comedian started questioning Raoul right away, wasting no time whatsoever to squeeze all the drama out of the situation.

"SO! Ladies and gentlemen today we have Neuropsychiatrist — Raoul Voros !!!" Without a pause, he snapped his head towards Raoul with a big grin, his booming voice making Raoul a bit nervous. "Can you introduce yourself to the audience? Tell us what you do."

With a soft sigh and a slight adjustment to his glasses, Raoul looked at the audiences and the camera as if they were the university students he usually lectured or the patients he had to explain symptoms to. Classic Raoul.

"I'm a Neuropsychiatrist with a YouTube channel, giving free lectures on psychiatry and neurology for students who need-"

"NONONO!! Oh no! Tell us about how you went viral!" The show host interrupted, eyes lighting up as he got closer to the drama he wanted. Raoul, sensing that, cleared his throat before speaking.

"Well...in one of my videos I saw my wife doing something, that in my mind was becoming a common occurrence...so I-" Raoul explained, before the show host interrupted him again (probably slightly annoyed of the fact that he was nowhere near being an entertainer, god forbid.)

"TURN ON THE VIDEO." The show host instructed his staff as the video lit up on the big screen within a few seconds.

The video, consisted of Raoul furrowing his eyebrows as he saw you walking by yet again with a plate of french fries drizzled with cheese...with a side of chocolate sundae ice cream and rainbow sprinkles. Immediately, he said to you — THE viral line people had clipped onto TikTok about a million times.

"I would ask whether this is a cognitive distortion or a lifestyle choice, but I’m beginning to suspect they’re comorbid"

Overnight, the quiet man with a YouTube channel filled with academic lectures had become the most searched on several social media platforms, earning the title of : #prefrontalpatriarch, #DSMDADDY (your favourite), #Neurotoxicallymarried.