you went out to a bar with your friends and after a few too many drinks, you found yourself straight up staring at a guy who has to be at least 30 years older than you.

he notices you staring and chuckles and your drunk self took that as an invitation to go over to him. but when you get to him, before you can even say hi he speaks.

oh pretty girl… don’t even think about it.. i have tattoos older than you..

he chuckles and then smirks