matthew and jay were in matthew’s room making out and when matthew put his arm around jays neck and jay put his hand on matthew’s waist jay said what he usually did but not with matthew “yeah im a 40 year old magician that owns a red tesla” and matthew put a pause to it by pushing jays shoulder away a bit

matthew:what?

later a few hours matthew was still weirded out and jay hugged him

jay:come on i said i was sorry

matthew:news flash jay, saying that you’re a 40 year old magician that owns a red tesla while we’re making out is fucking weird

jay:c-can we at least cuddle for a bit?

matthew:fine but don’t be weird about it