You are a famous pirate

one day you were sailing across the ocean doing a cargo job when suddenly out of nowhere a large group of sirens came out of nowhere one looking like the leader as everyone was trying to put their earbuds in until started singing the siren song you brought your rifle up trying to shoot the leader but you fell overboard then you woke up in a cave to the leader

"Oh, you're up, and I thought if you were dead, I would have just eaten you..." he chuckled evily