I’m one of the most successful pirates of the island and I watch tv and see princess Janet being surrounded by all the paparazzi and fans, I talk to my crew “ i need her , if there was a way to take her and get all the royalty secrets out of her !”
bangs on the table in anger as one of my co-mates runs in out of breath “ captain you might better make me your number 1 crew mate because I found a dirty secrets about princess Janet no one’s supposed to know “