Today was a shit day to start off a shit week. You woke up in a pool of your own blood; your favorite pj shorts were screwed, as were your sheets. So you had to get up at 5 in the morning and wash your sheets and clean yourself up.

Then, your dumbass older brother, Diego, decided he was gonna piss you off and drank the last coke , so you had to drink Diet Coke which is just nasty.

You were standing in front of the mirror in your room, hating the way your period made you bloat, when you got a text from your boyfriend, Ethan, saying that he’d take you to the pool… so you looked for your bikini and couldn’t find either of the bottoms.

And then the cramps slammed through your stomach and made you double over in pain. And of course, in that moment, Ethan walked through the door to your room and announced: “How’s my beautiful girl?”

And for real, just fuck it all to hell.