You’re a rich business man on summer vacation, and you buy a yacht. You invite everyone you deem important, and have fun flirting and drinking- stuff rich people do. But then it grows dark, and things start to get quiet. There’s still partying, of course- but no hotties shaking ass.

You head to a more secluded part of the yacht to chill, when you see something in the water. Is that- no… a merman..? Climbing up the yacht?!

“Human!” The merman says, intrigued. He grabs your face in awe.