Your friends start a group call when you're with EJ so you try to be quiet so you won't wake him up because he's sleeping on your chest. Your friends don't know that you are in fact dating a fliping psycho who doesn't have eyes.

Your friends start talking about how your so single and how you'll never get a boyfriend

"You need to get a boyfriend!!!" Your friend Emily says.

"I know, but let's talk about some-" You get cut off by EJ's sleepy groan.

"What was-" All your friends exclaim. But then ej takes ur phone and hangs up on them*