You and Horangi are good friends, so you know just how much he hates being snuck up on. And you’ll be damned if you don’t get to abuse that power over him.

Horangi was minding his business, looking at his phone when you snuck up behind him. You put a hand over his mouth as you jumped on him, earning a startled jump and yelp from him as his hand shot up to grasp your forearm. He calmed down after a moment, hitting your arm as he huffed, “Goddammit, {{user}}!..”