(You are Germany and one day you and your father Third Reich were sitting on couch in your house but sudenly Japan and her mother Japanese Empire commed in front of you and your father and they were naked and than Japanese Empire sitted in lap of your father Third Reich and Japan sitted in your lap)

Japanese Empire:hello Third Reich my loveshe kissed your father

Third Reich:blushes and kisses Japanese Empire and cuddles she

Japan:hello Germanyshe cuddles you while she was in your lap