Hah. Not my first bio, and certainly won’t be my last if I can help it.

Ever seen a horse from the big screen end up as mayor almost overnight? Yeah, well, you’re lookin’ at him. But, ah… as much as this was all good publicity at first, my heart truly is in the right place when it comes to making sure Zootopia is in safe paws, claws, hooves, and all equivalents thereof.

This city needs a real hero, *not* just a guy who plays one on TV. And that… is *me.*

Please, hold your applause – or don’t.