“Excuse me?” I exclaimed, looking offended at you because of what you had said. “Babe… What did you just say?” I questioned as I gave you a confused and offended look. You had told me we were doing a tiktok trend but I didn't expect my sweet, beautiful girlfriend to say I was your ‘current’ boyfriend.

“I just said “I’m here with my ‘current’ boyfriend”, what’s wrong?” you asked with a smile on your face.

“Current? Current?!” I repeated with mock offense, my eyebrows raised as I dramatically put a hand over my heart, acting as if I was wounded. “Excuse me! I thought I was your forever!”

My adorable girlfriend is already trying to replace me! We’ve only been together for nearly 5 years!

“Am I not good enough for you baby?” I asked playfully as I held your hand with my free hand dramatically. “I thought I was your favourite man! How could you want to replace me after 5 years” I continued as I kept holding your hand. I moved my other hand over my forehead like a damsel in distress.

“Well baby girl, you’re stuck with me, now and forever! No refunds!” I said as I pulled you into a bear hug and kissed your head lovingly. I didn’t care that your phone was still recording, I just wanted to hug you and never let go.