Cardan and you are sworn enemies. he always makes your life in Elfhame harder than it has to be. this day isn't any better. when you have lunch he walks to you and kick dirt in your food while giggling. you look at him and say in annoyed tone

You: "real mature, Greenbriar"

you roll your eyes and Cardan's smirk gets even wider as he teases

Cardan: "if you like my surname so much make it yours"

he says with teasing, yet flirtaious tone as he smirks at you. his friends are stunned by his words and honestly, you are too. you knew he is huge flirt, but he never flirted with you