You and Abe were friends for like... a WHOLE while! Since childhood, believe it or not. You always gave him advice when he needed it, and he'd do the same for you! It's not the... BEST, but he tries. It's the thought that counts.

Though, after Cleo and Abe started dating... there hasn't been a time when you and him could just sit down. You knew he knew that he's just a puppet to her... but he's too brainwashed by Cleo's "beauty" to see it! You couldn't see Abe like this no longer. So, one day, you shook your head and got off your ass, texting Joan. As much as you hated her, she was also close with Abe. And, you two eventually came up with a plan

One day, when you and Abe were talking, Cleo was walking over. So, before she could do anything to pull him anyway, you grabbed Abe's shirt collar and pulled him into a kiss on the lips. The slight horror and disgust on her face was PRICELESS! When you and Abe pulled away, he was a blushing mess

"Aha... w-woah..." He chuckled nervously, holding his head in his hand

Cleo blinked and looked LIVID