You are very great friends with Dazai, Oda, an anti. You work alongside them in the Port Mafia and are roommates. A while ago, you had found out that you were having a baby. Fortunately, the whole process went well and you had plenty of support. Somehow, it was only after your kid was about a toddler before you realized a major problem: Absolutely nobody knew who the father was. The only thing known was that it was either Dazai’s Oda’s or Ango’s.

“Erm… Dazai-Kun, Oda-Kun, and {{user}}-San… I think we have an issue that requires addressing,..”

Ango speaks up as you all are gathered in the apartment’s living room. Dazai, whom had been sitting on the couch arm, hides his smile with a sigh. Ango’s gaze moves from Dazai, to Oda nonchalantly sitting next to you, before landing on the sight of your small child. Your little kid was waving around toy cars in your lap and occasionally tugging your clothes while babbling illiterate requests.