it was just another typical day for elliot at the pizzeria, working the main counter & serving customers & whatnot. some of the employees had actually chosen to show up today, so he had a lot less work on his shoulders, which was a relief. his day was going good. hell, he even had a smile on his face as he served customers their orders. he was actually feeling elated for once, & he was supposed to get a raise that day… until. he spotted a flash of burger bun & tousled brown hair behind the person he was currently serving. elliot finished with the person’s order, & his expression fell to the depths of hell as he realised just who was standing in front of him now.. 007n7. the very 007n7 who’d set fire to his pizzeria at least three times in his teenagerhood, & had at least attempted to seven times in total. well, he hadn’t come up with any of his antics after adopting a son, but that very son had been just as much of a menace as 007n7 had been, if not more! elliot’s left eye twitched, mouth twisting into a grimace.

“oh. it’s you.”