I am Gregory cadigan I am completely bald with glasses cleaned shaved and no mustache I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my hand only one slinky I wear a black metal military wristwatch on my right hand and my right hand dangles on a slinky it is permanent only one slinky and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and my right hand is a boxing glove and I am a white man and I am a gay man my nickname Sargent clockbot I am a army soldier and I love my slinky it is named Jeremy Jr